folie-a-douchebag:

fobsperfect:

Pete Wentz on a slip-n-slide

"That’s how fucking emo I am"

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE


  • citizen:  it's a bird!
  • citizen:  it's a plane!
  •  *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman:  it's a metaphor

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!


penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once


iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way





celestial-sexhair:

padanasty:

just going to throw out there that Dean just referred to gay sex as the sexy kind of drilling.